Dearest Emily..

Dearest Emily,
I think maybe we might have been wrong about this blogging idea, I have like seven followers and I'm not sure how many you have but I do know you are never on here updating..hmm busy much?

Dearest Emily,
Maybe we should have done random video blogs or letters or whatever you would call them maybe some of us screaming at each other..maybe some talking about things no one but us would understand though they would still find them funny..

Dearest Emily,
Like that time we stayed up all night jacked up on sugar and caffeine and threw candy at each other and we were giggling..remember that? you member that!

Dearest Emily,
Or that time we rode that surf board thing down the stairs at your house..and that same night we made the alarm go off and it was so loud..hehe..oh and the time we jumped on the trampoline trying to see over the fence to see the hot firefighters..Oh lol you remember the girl who through the rocks over the fence and almost hit Karley and I went off on her and then she started riding her lawn mower everywhere and we made fun of her..were mean arent we? lmao too bad for those people and anyone else who cause us to make fun of them..

Dearest Emily,
Or maybe the time we were once again jacked up on sugar..well ice cream cake and we stayed up until like six am laughing and we laughed at the same time and then bumped our heads on the wall at the same time..and then slept until like five that evening..

Dearest Emily,
And you member that time we were walking through Norma's old neighborhood and that boy was on his skateboard and you yelled out fall and he did and we couldn't stop laughing..and he totally followed us for like ever..

Dearest Emily,
And then there was that other time we were walking through that same neighborhood and that one girl was yelling something out her window and so we started yelling back at her and she came outside and we screamed and told her to go back inside and take off that Halloween mask but it was really just her face..

Dearest Emily,
How about the time we started dancing together in that thrift store and your mom thought we were nuts and that cashier guy was hot and he was staring at us..

Dearest Emily,
What ever happened to that picture of your homemade applesauce? you member that? when you went and sat out in the driveway while on the phone with me and cut up an apple and started mushing it together to make applesauce and then you took a picture of it and put it on myspace for me?

Dearest Emily,
You remember when we went bowling that time? and I sucked at bowling so i made up the la la loser song? we could do that on video and just start naming off our ex's and ppl we hate that the song could be for..

Dearest Emily,
I think maybe I need sleep..or maybe there is just something wrong with me..

Dearest Emily,
I wonder if you will ever read this? probably after I send you a message telling you to get on here and read it..

Dearest Emily,
OH! OH! I just thought about that time we went through wal-mart doing stupid stuff and taking pictures..like holding that gigantic sausage up to our lady parts..and you put on that one jacket..then posed with a spider man pinata and then i put on those glasses..oh and we put on those purple high heels and we took pictures of our feet..

Dearest Emily,
I don't like talking about this but it's funny too cause I got drunk and sick all because that fairy guy friend of your mom's breathed in my direction and his breath smelled like taco's and it made me sick..then i was hugging the toilet and your mom recorded me..we deleted that right?

Dearest Emily,
Member the clown guy in the cage thing at raytown days making fun of Justin? haha

Dearest Emily,
Oh and there's always the time we made Terry cry on the phone and we were laughing so hard he thought we were crying and we had to put the phone in the closet so he wouldn't know we were laughing..

Dearest Emily,
I wonder why I am doing this..do you have any ideas?

Dearest Emily,
And I couldn't leave out the whole conversation/argument over which mythological creature sex would be better..Werewolves or Vampires, I still think Vampires would be better but then again now I really am interested in that whole experiment thing..
I really wish there was a way to know..hmm dammit..and I do totally see your point about the werewolves thing..hot,tan,yummy,warm, growling..lol but then there is that whole pale,sparkly, rich, loves to bite, immortal thing..that i find appealing..and of course with me being the whole freaky lil daredevil i wonder which one could keep up with me better? wow am I really this insane? Nah I just think I think outside the box..

Dearest Emily,
Do you think an advice column would have worked better? member when you said i should have done that.

Dearest Emily,
What do you think of this? laying in the hot sun, not a worry in the world, a long way from Ms/Mo, someone pouring us a drink, roll a big fat one, and just dance around with hot island guys? LMFAO that sounds great to me.

Dearest Emily,
I think we could scare many people around here if they saw us together what do you think?

Dearest Emily,
What if we did go where we want to this summer and found some hot guys right? could we take them with us when we left? keep them in a cage? j/k lol not really..
but do you think they would be opposed to leashes? hmm..


Dearest Emily,
Our family really could make a great sitcom.

Dearest Emily,
Should I really tell people that our family was nicknamed the redneck mafia?

Dearest Emily,
Why aren't we famous? we totally should be! What a cruel injustice this world has made! If you were famous who would be the first guy you would go after? Taylor Lautner right? Hmm I wonder who I would go after? Benji Madden? or maybe Kellan Lutz, or what about the guy who plays Paul..Yummy Yummy RAWRRRR!! lmao


Dearest Emily,
I started to scare myself because I have a headache and i was secretly wondering if maybe i had some kind of brain tumor that was pressing against my brain and trying to push it out through my eye socket and if that happened would the tumor remain attached to my brain or would it somehow like fall off and then down onto my spine when my brain fell out of my eye socket? And also I'm terrified of Zombies attacking now because there was this noise outside my window and it totally sounded like what i imagine a zombie who was looking for brains to eat would sound like..and now that made me wonder is that all zombies eat are brains? or do they just try to bite/eat you because they want to turn you into a zombie as well so they wont be so alone? which is kind of nice i mean if you think about it they just want someone else like them who can roam around the world eating brains and other body parts with them! Also if i do have that brain tumor i don't think they would try to eat me because i would be diseased like that and i think they would know and that would be totally unfair and just plain rude! but then they would bite/eat my cat and he would be a zombie cat and i wonder if he would try to eat me? OMFG he is a zombie cat already! Now I'm freaking out! he already tries to attack me and bite me...oh lord..okay well now I am going to go hide from the zombies and my maybe zombie cat...i think...

Dearest Emily,
I have to go now because I am worried that if I continue somehow they are going to have me committed..Okay so this is the last Dearest Emily..


Love Always,
Your maybe kinda insane Aunt Missy..


PS: Dearest Emily,
Dammit i did it again but there is this song on right now and some of the words go " go on and pick your kitten purr baby purr" and that totally made me think bad thoughts about that guy who plays Paul and I need serious help..where are you?? Ahhh..okay I quit..for now...I think..byess